I know that you guys offer guitar lessons, piano lessons, drum lessons, violin lessons, flute lessons, ukulele lessons…basically lessons for every instrument known to mankind. But, I’m writing to find out if you offer air guitar lessons. I mean, I love the guitar and all its intricacies but, what I want to be able to do is jam out without having to deal with a pesky guitar that I have to lug around.
See, with the air guitar, I’ll be able to rock my Crocs® off without having to put an uncomfortable strap around my neck, without having to search my guitar bag for pick, without getting an occasional blister on my little finger, without having to learn music or strumming…man, it sounds too good to be true!
I’m pretty sure I’ll be able to brush up on my air guitar pretty quickly, with just a couple lessons. I just want to make sure my fingering seems right and that my jamming looks good from basic rhythm to solo. I’ve already written down some personal notes on the choreography I’d like to try when I play air guitar at your annual recital(I hope I don’t get too dizzy from all the air head-banging).
I noticed that you also offer guitar repair there at the Grosse Pointe Music Academy. Just so you know, I’m pretty efficient at repairing air guitars. Just this morning I put a new air bridge and some new air strings on mine. It sounds pretty crisp now—depending upon what tune I jam too. If you guys need an in-house air guitar repair man, I’m your guy.
So, anyway, I gotta go get ready for my sister’s wedding this weekend. She wanted me to play Amazing Grace on my air bagpipes so, you know, I’ve got to get some practice in. Let me know about the air guitar lessons. I’d love to take them with your best air guitar teacher.
Grosse Pointe Music Academy has 2 locations in Wayne County:
Grosse Pointe Music Academy
17012 Mack Ave.
Grosse Pointe Park, MI
Grosse Pointe Music Academy in Canton
5880 N. Canton Center Rd. Suite 425